The Heap Princess’s words of wisdom for characters common to the Heaps. Each one of these comes true, though not within the range of Fantasticity currently.

Queen of the Heap: The poor fellow you keep booting out might be your greatest love, but as you know it would be a difficult relationship. Please consider that the next time you personally physically throw her out the casino door. 

Anjing: You can’t see what’s in front of you (Heap Princess doesn’t realize Anjing is blind), in a few years when you’re both older and the distance between you shrinks, you’ll see how small the world is. However, right now, you’re far too young.

Tarou: It seems impossible now, but there’s a girl here who you’d actually like. She can see things you cannot, and you see things she cannot. Consider giving her less hell, even if the reason is because you’re working together. (Talking about Elle)

Elle: The person you seek is always there for you already. Of course, you probably don’t want to admit it any time soon. But maybe, just maybe, when you all move on, try to keep in contact. (talking about Tarou)

Chou: There’s a man here who’s like you, the exact opposite of who he wants to be. Under different circumstances, please try to meet. You can grow to become who you actually want to be together.

Shizu: You have yourself. (Shizu is ace, not necessarily aro too but I can’t see her with anyone at the moment) Treasure your friendships, they’re just as important if not moreso than any romantic adventure you might partake in.

Atlas: Someone is...not here in the Heaps. That person is...just a fan? I don’t understand this, but it seems that person is not a huge fan, but likes your work enough. If you can put your plans aside for an afternoon, you might be able to find this fellow.

Heizen: You’re not the only dragon in the city, and thus there’s a few phoenixes around here too. There’s one phoenix in particular you’re compatible with.

Miru: You’re a phoenix, looking for a partner dragon. Though, the life experience he has is much more than yours. (The Heap Princess often brings up how the two are already hooking up without realizing it but Miru’s often too drunk to remember that)

Amaya: I’m...I’m sorry... 

Celia: I see no love could compete with the love you feel for your sister. Please come to me if something happens. (Celia forgets about this. She returns once to the Heaps by accident after something happens)

Taera: Please be careful, I can’t find your match if you can’t take care of yourself.